Hi, welcome to the page which implores, nay threatens

Guided by Voices to visit sunny Swindon

on their next UK tour OR ELSE.

This is a picture of me and my husband Jeff, who, he reliably informs me, is in full support of my quest. Does this look like a man who is in full control of his mental faculties?

That's me looking rather fake-tanned and grinning. I'm 47 years old, NOT 49 AS REPORTED IN THE SWINDON CHRONICLE, and a full-time housewife and mother. I also have a rather big crush on Robert Pollard. Sorry, Kim. Also, I would like to declare now that Craig Carrington is a right saucy one.


What is the progress of your campaign to bring Bob to Swindon?

For the story so far, click here for page one and here for page two.

For extra LATE BREAKING NEWS, click here.

And why Swindon, in particular?

Here are our reasons. We got most of the material from here, so it's only fair to give them a link.

So who then is the remarkable human being to whom you have recently devoted all your waking hours?

For more information on BOB and his band, click here.

I want to hear more of what you and your campaign members think of Guided By Voices.

Ah, I'm flattered. Have a quick peek here. But do make sure you come back.

I want to get in touch.

Mail us, quick. Here.

I want to chat.

<sigh> There's always one, I suppose. Chat room is here. It takes two to tango, you know.


last updated: 30th July 1999.